A Bat-ty Incident
Place: Home
Date: 26/5/2013
Time: 11.30pm
After coming back from Lia's parent house, I'm in the middle room still praying Isyak. Lia was in the back room, meddling with her cook book that she bought from the book expo.
Suddenly....
Fearing the worst, I immediately went to the back room. Lia clasping both my arm while her face cowering with fear. She always been the person that easily surprise by cockroaches & lizards, but her face told me that this was worse.
I went into the room searching for the small vermin. And there it was, cowering on the floor beside the electrical plug.
After the attempted failure of using newspaper, suddenly I got the bulb moment.
Here I was, pretending to be the savior. The truth was I'm not really stony-hearted when facing crisis like these. Sometimes I'm even worse than Lia when facing small insects. But if not me, who's gonna deal with the bat? Tahan je laaa.
Using the penyodok sampah, I edged the bat into it. Suddenly the bat open its wings!!! Oh, its becoming big!!!
My crotch having spasm. This usually only happens when I jump from high places, landing without proper technique. I just jumped a little bit when the bat opened its wing, but maybe due to the tension the spasm happened.
Wait for 3 minutes while waiting for the spasm to disappear. What hero?
2nd attempt with the penyodok. Yes, success. Bring the penyodok to the kitchen. Release the bat to the back of the house. SUCCESS!!!!
Deng Deng Deng. The Bat-ty Incident......
I still cannot shake the fact that the 1st thing in Lia's head when encountering the bat was how to save Haziq from being devoured by the bat. Ingat vampire ke? Ha ha ha. Apparently, she had seen a documentary which details bats sucking human's blood while we sleeping. Talk about creepy....
Date: 26/5/2013
Time: 11.30pm
After coming back from Lia's parent house, I'm in the middle room still praying Isyak. Lia was in the back room, meddling with her cook book that she bought from the book expo.
Suddenly....
Oh! Ah! Ah!
Abang!!!
Eiii!!!
Fearing the worst, I immediately went to the back room. Lia clasping both my arm while her face cowering with fear. She always been the person that easily surprise by cockroaches & lizards, but her face told me that this was worse.
Erm, ada apa?
KELAWAR!! Ada kelawar dalam bilik!!!!
Eiii, takut!!! Nanti hisap darah Haziq!!!
(Haziq was snoozing in the main room, oblivious of the happening)
OK, sabar... relaks... biar abang tengok....
I went into the room searching for the small vermin. And there it was, cowering on the floor beside the electrical plug.
Camne nak buang kelawar ni ek?
(Blinking plus scratching my head - Lia already went to the main room, tak tahan geliii)
After the attempted failure of using newspaper, suddenly I got the bulb moment.
Aha, boleh guna penyodok sampah!!!
Here I was, pretending to be the savior. The truth was I'm not really stony-hearted when facing crisis like these. Sometimes I'm even worse than Lia when facing small insects. But if not me, who's gonna deal with the bat? Tahan je laaa.
Using the penyodok sampah, I edged the bat into it. Suddenly the bat open its wings!!! Oh, its becoming big!!!
Ow! Ow! Ow!
My crotch having spasm. This usually only happens when I jump from high places, landing without proper technique. I just jumped a little bit when the bat opened its wing, but maybe due to the tension the spasm happened.
Wait for 3 minutes while waiting for the spasm to disappear. What hero?
2nd attempt with the penyodok. Yes, success. Bring the penyodok to the kitchen. Release the bat to the back of the house. SUCCESS!!!!
OK, umi. Settle. Kelawar dah keluar pi belakang rumah.
(Cakap dengan macho. Dah selamatkan famili la katakan...)
Macam mana kelawar tu boleh masuk, ek?
Manala abang tau. Abang tak nampak dia masuk pun tadi.
Maybe petang tadi kot masuk. Abang ada buka pintu dapur lama sebab basuh baju.
Kenapa pulak masuk rumah kita?
Entahla umi. Tertarik dengan umi tak?
Eh, bang ni. Mengarut je!!!
(She does have the history encounter with berok at our house)
Deng Deng Deng. The Bat-ty Incident......
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| If only real bat as cute as the cartoon |
I still cannot shake the fact that the 1st thing in Lia's head when encountering the bat was how to save Haziq from being devoured by the bat. Ingat vampire ke? Ha ha ha. Apparently, she had seen a documentary which details bats sucking human's blood while we sleeping. Talk about creepy....
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